the most clumsiest person ever
Kategori: Allmänt
Yeah, that's me alright! Guess what happened? I'll give you the ciff notes version:
Not being able to work for a week - CHECK, again.
Due to serious injury, self inflicted - CHECK, again.
I'm walking with cruches - CHECK.
My boss is questioning my health, both physically and mentally - CHECK.
I'm in pain - CHECK.
When I walk I look like my name is Agda and I'm 80 - CHECK.
I'm seriously considering moving to a room furnished with only mattresses - CHECK.
My friend Lana helped me go grocery shopping cus I couldn't carry the bags - CHECK.
I've been to the emergency room so many times I've got a pass (frikort) - CHECK.
And people complain about having bad luck? Someone has jinxed me for sure! Nobody can be this haunted with bad luck! What did I ever do to deserve this? First I got burned, then I fell down the stairs, then I fainted and hit my back at the same time and then someone spilled soda so I slipped on that and fell. AND ALL OF THESE EVENTS HAPPENED AT WORK! I can take walking in to stuff every day and getting cuts and bruises here and there, but this is getting ridiculous! I guessing next time I'll get a busted lip and a black eye...
